Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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