Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize