just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Randomize
