...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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