the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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