ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
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I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
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You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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