11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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