when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
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So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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