Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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