sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Found the puke drawer
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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