Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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