Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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