just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
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i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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