I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Randomize
