If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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