The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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