Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
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