i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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