Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
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