Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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