It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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