We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
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Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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