if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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