I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
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i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
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Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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