I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
