i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
false alarm. still invincible.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
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you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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