so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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