You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
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Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
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This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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