Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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