we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
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Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
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Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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