Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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