i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
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My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
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