If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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