marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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