Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I forget how to act sober
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