just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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