My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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