How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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