But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
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I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
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The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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