I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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