so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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