I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
should my penis look like a turkey
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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