Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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