but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
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I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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