no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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