I bet he comes in French.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
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He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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