Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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