Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
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Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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