Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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