Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
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but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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