He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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