I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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