I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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