right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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