I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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