he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
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No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize